Joke for Today

What is the difference between a train and a sick boy?

The train goes "choo, choo", the boy goes "ah-choo, ah-choo".

Porch Escape 3(escape game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

Here's the site:
   

http://joker7777.info/game29e.html

Opening Movie: Nyan: I wonder if I have reception out here...<goes outside> BANG! Nyan: uhh...... oops! I call Wan. <looks at phone> Nyan: No reception!... Darn it! *sigh*

Opening Scene: You face a skill stand, a door, another door(to the left), a light, and a weird spring thing. Open your smartphone(if you already went out of it) and click the app with the red circle on it. Smile Cry Angry Heart, it says. Click the back button. Then click the yellow paper. BlahblahblahblahblahCASHblahblahblahblah. Why is CASH there? How about CASH means cry angry smile heart? Go to the spring thing. Click them until you get a key. Open the closet door(to the left). You get a frame. Go to the light. It says 2106. Enter it into the box in the closet. Aliens!!! They go into your smartphone. They surround the letters lies in aliens. Hmmm... they look like 5317. Type it in the skill stand to "Cat punch!"  Click the back button to go to the scene with the ladder and the paper. Punch the ladder. Go up and click the button.

Next Movie:  Wan is asleep. *doorbell music* <wan awakes> Hmm.. Master not home<wan falls asleep> *doorbell music* *doorbell music* *doorbell music* *doorbell music* Wan: Hmm.. insistent. This happened a long time ago. Now that I think of it, where's Nyan? No way... Not…<wide-eyed face> ON THE PORCH!!!???? Nyan: Help! Wan: What happened? Nyan: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Wan: ok! I'll help Nyan!

Start of second scene: You face a couch, a picture, and a tree. One of the things on the couch looks odd. It's a battery! If you click the painting, it says "something missing".? Oh well. Click the tree. Click around until you find the paper on the tree. It says Easy: card key, Normal: intercom, Hard: smartphone. This game is 3 END. Good luck!

Easy End: Turn right. You see a skill stand, a key card, a TV, and blocks. Click the skill stand. Enter pass code? Look at the blocks. Hmm... red 5 green 3 blue 8 yellow 2? Type it into the skill stand. Wan's jump! Jump at the key card. Swipe it on the brown door.

Normal End: Do the easy ending up until the opening the door. Then go to the scene with the bookshelf and a glass door. Go to the bookshelf. 2 boxes, 2 books, a mirror, a trophy, and a plant. Open the green book. Memorize the symbols on the next page, then turn the page. Hmm...7]sideways bracket0. Ok! *page turn* ---- What? Uhhh... Maybe when you add the symbols to the lines you get the answer? So... It's 9368. Type it into the green box. You get…*drum roll* colored pencils? Let's uhh.....color in the painting, I guess? Yikes!!!!! The painting moved! Pink red blue gray-blue? Flowers! It's 4123. You get a paper! It says: Hint intercom: v x i? Type 5101 in the intercom.

Hard End/Happy end: Do the normal ending up until opening the book. Open the gray book. Hmm.. Hint. 6_2=8, 10_2=8, 4_2=8, and 16_2=8. Hmm... +-*/, and red green blue yellow, so +*/-. Lift the trophy. A paper! It says Hello, with an upside down pass. Go to the mirror. Hold the paper in front of the mirror. It says pass, H...uh... 6110? Put it into the blue box. You get a clicker. Swipe the smart card on the glass door. It's that thing from the book. Type in +*-/ into the thing. You get another battery! Put the batteries in the clicker and turn the TV on. A box. 4 ducks come out! The TV crackles with static. It starts blinking RING. Move the ducks to make them spell ring. Wow! The TV moved! The smartphone!(wait, why did he hide his smartphone behind the TV?) Grab it. The red blinking thing! Click it. Home access code! Hey! The TV! Hmm... stuff. Click the hint button. Hmmm... Oh! R=right, L=left, U=up, D=down! When you trace it, it looks like 257. Type it into your smartphone. Click unlock.

One of the most popular games, Minecraft (app review)

Minecraft. Probably reaching number 1 in many top 25 app lists, Minecraft is a game where you build stuff like TNT, pickaxes, swords, and more. You go around killing animals for food, and getting supplies.
There are a few Minecraft ..uh... apps?
1. iPhone, iPads, and androids: apps do not have seeds (mods). In the free version(which I have) you have creative and survival. In the full version ($6.99!) I think you also have creative and survival.
2. Computers: once downloaded, you can use seeds (mods) like skycraft( dedicated to skydoesminecraft, a YouTube player that plays...uh… Minecraft. ) or pistons mod(lots of pistons). There are a lot more, but I don't want to name them all. You can also craft stuff with a crafting table.

That is the fundamental stuff of Minecraft.

I like Minecraft because it is fun to build stuff, it is kinda cool to craft things, and the mods are fun to play with. That's why I like Minecraft.

Spelling Words Extra Credit

The verification of my mom’ identity took a long time.  The airport finally made an identification of my mom after they looked at her passport. We got a notification on the airplane.  Their justification for why they took so long to make an identification was because my mom looked like an escaped criminal.  This case will simplify after mom eats fifty hamburgers. The simplification did not help mom’s queasiness.  Please verify that mom is here. Mom will identify 7 shapes before she is able to pass. Mom will magnify the sun’s rays to cook the burger. If Mom will qualify, she will name 10 famous people. If mom fails, you will notify the judge. If mom fails any of these tests, the court will justify if mom is mom. To clarify, the court will see if mom is an escaped criminal. The result of this clarification is, if the court thinks mom’s a criminal, she will go to jail.  Finally, mom will purify water. If the purification of the water is not good, mom will undergo the same thing in the clarification. If mom doesn’t have a magnifying lens for her magnification, the court will supply her with one. The court will unify to see if mom is a hardened criminal. The qualification test was hard. The unification of the court failed. Now I’m at school, and I will probably multiply 24 by 17. Multiplication tests may be nerve racking, but not as nerve racking as when my mom was almost arrested!

Hot Escape (game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

http://joker7777.info/game24e.html
(that is the site)

Game Video: Nyan: It's too hot to sleep! I'll turn on the AC. *click*. I'll turn it to powerful.*click*.
Main breaker turned off. Nyan: uh... I think I turned off the breaker. Wan: Yea.

Game start: You have a couch. LIFT THE PILLOW!!! You get a button. Then turn the pillow around. A pic! Turn left.

Door: Something's stuck! Let's open the door! *rattle*. Darn! *rattle*.???????? What is that? Oh. It's a button. Turn left.

TV: Hmm... a koala, a mouse, a panda, and a mouse. Nothing yet.

Drawer: Hmm... Let's see the upper book. Red green blue yellow. Huh. No key for the Nyan's skill book. The final book has...

1. eucalypt
2. banana
3. banana
4. bamboo
5. cheese

Wait... I know koalas eat eucalypt. Maybe it's...

1. koalas
2. monkey
3. monkey
4. panda
5. mouse

Turn right.

TV: *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *open*. A button! Hmm? The thing is still here? *turn*. OPEN? Maybe...Oil Pig Egg N??? Hmm... Turn to the sofa.

Sofa: The pic has a...pic. Hmm... They all have a station:

1. Gotanda-Osaki-Shinagawa
2. Shimbashi-Yurakucho-Tokyo
3. Tokyo-Kanda-Akihabara

If you use the first letters it is:

1. GOS
2. SYT
3. TKA

Then the spots make it:

1. G-red spot-S
2. S-yellow spot-T
3. T-green spot-blue spot

So, it is

Red spot:O
Yellow spot:Y
Green spot:K
Blue spot:A

Wait! Red Green Blue Yellow! It's...Okay. No, really, it's OKAY! :) How about we use it on the green box.

Drawer: *type* *type* *type* *type* *click* Wan's skill! Turn to the couch.

Couch: "Wan's jump!" A key! Let's see... Nyan's skill book maybe?

Drawer: Nyan's skill! "Cat punch!" Punch the glass door.

Outside: Grab the button. Nail! Go inside to the door.

Door: 4 Holes! Remember OPEN? Put the buttons in the corresponding order. ? Another skill book? "Wan's jump!+Cat punch!" Use the"Wan's jump!+Cat punch!" on the distributor. Main breaker turned on.

Regular ending: Go to the TV and click the arrow that goes up. Use the remote and turn on the AC.

Happy ending: Go to the TV. Notice he says HCDS. Go to the HAPPY box in the drawer. Put in Hearts Clubs Diamond Spade (HCDS) Take the 2 outfits. Go to the TV, click the arrow that goes up. Use the remote and say yes.

A Cold Escape (escape game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

Note: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD NURSE A COLD! ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DOCTOR'S DIRECTIONS.

(this is a walkthrough for A Cold Escape)
http://joker7777.info/game14e.html
(that is the site)

Opening Movie: (DO NOT SKIP!)Wan and Nyan: Oh-No!!!! Master has a cold! Wan(the dog): Let's nurse! Nyan(the cat): Yea!

Game Start: You face a "skill stand" for Wan. If you have played other games including Wan and Nyan you will know his skill. You also face a picture with Wan on it. Click on the picture. Then click on the "?"It says "multiple of 3, not multiple of 7 or 9." After lots of calculating, you will find 6789 is right. Enter it into the "skill stand". "Wan's Jump!" He can jump now. Turn right.

The Tree and the Box: Click on the box. the bottom drawer is empty, the middle locked, but the top holds antipyretic sheets!(no burn). There's also a hint. "A Damp Towel"? Huh? Oh well. Zoom out. click on the tree.(---->)There is a green pencil near the bottom. Grab it. Zoom out. Click the thing next to the tree(---->) Instructions to nurse a fever! cool! Zoom out. Turn right.

The Counter and the Cabinet: Click the counter. Open a cabinet. One's too tight, one has a pillowcase, and one has a feeding cup. Zoom out. Click the big cabinet. The bottom holds a towel. The other one is locked. Wait! "A Damp Towel"! Let's dampen the towel! Zoom out. Click the counter. Click the faucet to turn on the water, click the towel once, then click the running water. Awww... It says SOS.(sigh). Hmmm... Maybe it's 505?

The Box: Yahoo! it opened! We got an...ice pillow? Hmmm.. we have a pillowcase too, right? Combined!  Zoom out. Turn right twice.

The Stand and Post:We have a "skill stand", an odd ring, and a picture with Nyan on it. "Wan's jump!" We pulled the odd ring down, and look! It's Post! Hmmm..."something to send..." oh,well. Let's get Nyan's skill! Click the picture with Nyan on it. It says, Pass="AXBXBXBY"? Hmmmm? Scroll over the "?".Oh! AXBXBXBY refers to the letters on the grid! So it's 1225! Enter it onto the "skill stand"."Cat punch!"You got it! Let's open that too tight to open cabinet with "Cat Punch!" Zoom out. Turn left.

The Counter: "Cat Punch!" A kettle and a postcard! Let's do some boiling!

Boiling the Water: Add water to the kettle. Put it on the stove and turn on the stove and wait until you hear a whistle, then take it off. Then zoom out. Finally, pour the plain boiled water into the feeding cup.

Post: Turn right. Flip over the postcard and use the green pencil to write on it. Put it in Post and he will jump away. The odd ring comes back!"Wan's Jump!"Post has cold medicine! Hmm...feel's heavier then usual....Hey!!!! A key on the back! Maybe it's the key to the cabinet!

The Cabinet: Click! Jelly drink??? What? Oh well. Let's see Master!

The Master: Go into the bedroom where Wan's skill stand is. Aw.. Master! We will try to help you using the paper! Feeding cup on table, ice pillow under head, antipyretic sheet on forehead, damp towel over edge of bed, eat the jelly drink, and eat the cough medicine.

Regular ending: Take master's temp. Yay! You win!

Happy end: When it says, "Take temp?" say No. Go back to the kitchen and turn to the tree. you will find a green ring over it."Wan's Jump!" You decorated the tree! GO to the bedroom again and take his temp.Christmas Party!!!!!!! The end.

Stupid (App Review)

Stupid is a game where you test your IQ. You do things like blocking the sun, or moving the elephant into the fridge. At the end of the game, you get your final IQ. Pretty simple.

I like Stupid because it's fun, and it tests your IQ. It also is very suspenseful. That's why I like Stupid.

Bad Piggies (App Review)

Bad Piggies is another great game from Rovio. It's the pig's side to Angry Birds. The pigs write a plan to get the eggs from the birds. But then it gets ripped and blown away. You try to get the pieces by building things to get to the part of the map at the end of the level. Pretty simple.


I like Bad Piggies because it's fun to do, it helps your creative side, and it's cool. That's why I like Bad Piggies.

Monopoly (App Review)

Monopoly is a game where it's just like the classic game. You earn or lose money depending on if you:

1. Land on community chest or chance and collect money.
2. Land or pass GO.
3. Sell houses/hotels.
4. Land on community chest or chance and lose money.
5. Land on Income Tax or Sales Tax(I think?).
6. Bail yourself out of jail.
7. Buy property.
8. Land on someone else's property that's not mortgaged.
9. Buy houses/hotels.

The object of Monopoly is to not go bankrupt. To do that you have to buy property and, once you have a monopoly, buy houses and hotels.
Monopoly's are when you get all the property's color, like orange, or red.
When you mortgage property, you use it to get money from it. Unfortunately, you cannot collect money from it when someone lands on it.
The last person to still have money wins!


I like Monopoly because it's an old favorite. Also, it gives you someone to play with if you're alone. Finally, it's suspenseful. That's why I like Monopoly.

The Turkeys (Limerick)

There were many turkeys in a coop,
they all ran around in a loop-de-loop.
They bumped into each other,
always outside in the summer.
The farmer thought they were crazy and made them into soup.

Mega Run (App Review)

Mega Run is a game where you(gasp) run. All you can really do is jump over gaps and enemies and blocks and stuff.
There are power-ups, like the fireball and the lucky blast. There are new power-ups too, like the jetpack, or the "Blazo"(a fire thing).
The more you run, the more XP you get, which gets you to new levels of XP, which then results in new power-up upgrades. It also leads you to more save stars.
Try to collect as many coins as you can. Also get some gems along the way. *

I like Mega Run because it has some really, really, really good graphics. It also has a really good plot, which is Redford's brother and sister is kidnapped, and he's trying to get them back. Fortunately, his brother and sister throw out coins and gems, like a trail of gunpowder. Finally, it has good gameplay.** That's why I like Mega Run.

* I'm sorry I'm jumping around a lot.

** It all makes up to WHY MEGA RUN IS CRASHING ON MY IPAD!

Flow Free (App Review)

   Flow Free (it's only free!) is a game where you connect the dots. Simple, right? Well, there are 2 things that makes it harder:

1. You can't cross "pipes"(the lines).
2. You MUST fill all the spaces.

      If you want easy, then go for 5*5 grid with only 5,4 colors(the dots. It also is the lines) . If you're ready for hard ones, go for 8*8 or higher with more than 8 colors.

       I like Flow Free because it's challenging. It's also helps with hand-eye coordination. Finally, it helps you learn from your mistakes. That's why I like Flow Free.

OOPS!

I made a mistake. Ya know ABGEN (angry birds golden egg number) 11 and 12? I switched them. Nothing big. Just saying.

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 26

The 26th golden egg is in Birdday Party, level 18-6. The level looks like pigs in a birthday party. The golden egg is in a box over everything. You should use the fast bird to get it.

The golden egg level looks like a bunch of pigs sitting around with 1 pig handing out cake. You have 2 bomb birds and a fast one. KA-BOOM!

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 25

Hello! I am sorry for the inconvenience because I haven't been able to write.

The 25th golden egg is in Mine And Dine, level 17-12. This level looks like some houses. There is a treasure chest above the pigs. Shoot the treasure chest to get the egg.

The golden egg level looks like a mine shaft with a stone(?). Shoot the stone. It kills all the pigs. Fun!

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 24

The twenty-fourth golden egg is the Mine And Dine three star golden egg.

The golden egg level looks like pigs in a cave, really. You have a fat bird. How can you possibly get all the pigs(considering that there are pigs under you)! Well, there are stalactites that will fall every time you kill a pig, so you have nothing to worry about. And that's the golden egg.

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 23

The twenty-third golden egg is in Mine And Dine, level 16-9. The level looks like…um…pigs mining jewels, I guess? On the land over them is the golden egg. The yellow bird will probably be best.

The golden egg level looks like pigs in automated diggers on string with pigs below them. You have a yellow bird. Cut the rope!(No, not the game!)

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 22

The twenty-second golden egg is in Mine And Dine, level 15-12. The level kinda looks like a mine warehouse. Over this "warehouse", there is the golden egg. It's all yours!

The golden egg level looks like a town. You have 4 bomb birds. Fire away!

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 21

The twenty-first golden egg is in Ham'Em'High level, 13-12. The level looks like a coal mine, except instead of mining coal, it mines strawberries. To get the golden egg you must hit a ledge behind the catapult with a egg bomb.

The golden egg level looks like fruit stands and the word "RIO" in ice, wood, and stone. Fire away!!

Angry Birds: Golden Egg Number 20

The twentieth golden egg is the Ham'Em'High three star golden egg. There is an accordion. What you do is pull the accordion as far back as you can and then hold it there. After a little while the accordion will rip and the star will appear. And that's the golden egg.