Joke for Today

What is the difference between a train and a sick boy?

The train goes "choo, choo", the boy goes "ah-choo, ah-choo".

Porch Escape 3(escape game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

Here's the site:
   

http://joker7777.info/game29e.html

Opening Movie: Nyan: I wonder if I have reception out here...<goes outside> BANG! Nyan: uhh...... oops! I call Wan. <looks at phone> Nyan: No reception!... Darn it! *sigh*

Opening Scene: You face a skill stand, a door, another door(to the left), a light, and a weird spring thing. Open your smartphone(if you already went out of it) and click the app with the red circle on it. Smile Cry Angry Heart, it says. Click the back button. Then click the yellow paper. BlahblahblahblahblahCASHblahblahblahblah. Why is CASH there? How about CASH means cry angry smile heart? Go to the spring thing. Click them until you get a key. Open the closet door(to the left). You get a frame. Go to the light. It says 2106. Enter it into the box in the closet. Aliens!!! They go into your smartphone. They surround the letters lies in aliens. Hmmm... they look like 5317. Type it in the skill stand to "Cat punch!"  Click the back button to go to the scene with the ladder and the paper. Punch the ladder. Go up and click the button.

Next Movie:  Wan is asleep. *doorbell music* <wan awakes> Hmm.. Master not home<wan falls asleep> *doorbell music* *doorbell music* *doorbell music* *doorbell music* Wan: Hmm.. insistent. This happened a long time ago. Now that I think of it, where's Nyan? No way... Not…<wide-eyed face> ON THE PORCH!!!???? Nyan: Help! Wan: What happened? Nyan: Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Wan: ok! I'll help Nyan!

Start of second scene: You face a couch, a picture, and a tree. One of the things on the couch looks odd. It's a battery! If you click the painting, it says "something missing".? Oh well. Click the tree. Click around until you find the paper on the tree. It says Easy: card key, Normal: intercom, Hard: smartphone. This game is 3 END. Good luck!

Easy End: Turn right. You see a skill stand, a key card, a TV, and blocks. Click the skill stand. Enter pass code? Look at the blocks. Hmm... red 5 green 3 blue 8 yellow 2? Type it into the skill stand. Wan's jump! Jump at the key card. Swipe it on the brown door.

Normal End: Do the easy ending up until the opening the door. Then go to the scene with the bookshelf and a glass door. Go to the bookshelf. 2 boxes, 2 books, a mirror, a trophy, and a plant. Open the green book. Memorize the symbols on the next page, then turn the page. Hmm...7]sideways bracket0. Ok! *page turn* ---- What? Uhhh... Maybe when you add the symbols to the lines you get the answer? So... It's 9368. Type it into the green box. You get…*drum roll* colored pencils? Let's uhh.....color in the painting, I guess? Yikes!!!!! The painting moved! Pink red blue gray-blue? Flowers! It's 4123. You get a paper! It says: Hint intercom: v x i? Type 5101 in the intercom.

Hard End/Happy end: Do the normal ending up until opening the book. Open the gray book. Hmm.. Hint. 6_2=8, 10_2=8, 4_2=8, and 16_2=8. Hmm... +-*/, and red green blue yellow, so +*/-. Lift the trophy. A paper! It says Hello, with an upside down pass. Go to the mirror. Hold the paper in front of the mirror. It says pass, H...uh... 6110? Put it into the blue box. You get a clicker. Swipe the smart card on the glass door. It's that thing from the book. Type in +*-/ into the thing. You get another battery! Put the batteries in the clicker and turn the TV on. A box. 4 ducks come out! The TV crackles with static. It starts blinking RING. Move the ducks to make them spell ring. Wow! The TV moved! The smartphone!(wait, why did he hide his smartphone behind the TV?) Grab it. The red blinking thing! Click it. Home access code! Hey! The TV! Hmm... stuff. Click the hint button. Hmmm... Oh! R=right, L=left, U=up, D=down! When you trace it, it looks like 257. Type it into your smartphone. Click unlock.

One of the most popular games, Minecraft (app review)

Minecraft. Probably reaching number 1 in many top 25 app lists, Minecraft is a game where you build stuff like TNT, pickaxes, swords, and more. You go around killing animals for food, and getting supplies.
There are a few Minecraft ..uh... apps?
1. iPhone, iPads, and androids: apps do not have seeds (mods). In the free version(which I have) you have creative and survival. In the full version ($6.99!) I think you also have creative and survival.
2. Computers: once downloaded, you can use seeds (mods) like skycraft( dedicated to skydoesminecraft, a YouTube player that plays...uh… Minecraft. ) or pistons mod(lots of pistons). There are a lot more, but I don't want to name them all. You can also craft stuff with a crafting table.

That is the fundamental stuff of Minecraft.

I like Minecraft because it is fun to build stuff, it is kinda cool to craft things, and the mods are fun to play with. That's why I like Minecraft.

Spelling Words Extra Credit

The verification of my mom’ identity took a long time.  The airport finally made an identification of my mom after they looked at her passport. We got a notification on the airplane.  Their justification for why they took so long to make an identification was because my mom looked like an escaped criminal.  This case will simplify after mom eats fifty hamburgers. The simplification did not help mom’s queasiness.  Please verify that mom is here. Mom will identify 7 shapes before she is able to pass. Mom will magnify the sun’s rays to cook the burger. If Mom will qualify, she will name 10 famous people. If mom fails, you will notify the judge. If mom fails any of these tests, the court will justify if mom is mom. To clarify, the court will see if mom is an escaped criminal. The result of this clarification is, if the court thinks mom’s a criminal, she will go to jail.  Finally, mom will purify water. If the purification of the water is not good, mom will undergo the same thing in the clarification. If mom doesn’t have a magnifying lens for her magnification, the court will supply her with one. The court will unify to see if mom is a hardened criminal. The qualification test was hard. The unification of the court failed. Now I’m at school, and I will probably multiply 24 by 17. Multiplication tests may be nerve racking, but not as nerve racking as when my mom was almost arrested!

Hot Escape (game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

http://joker7777.info/game24e.html
(that is the site)

Game Video: Nyan: It's too hot to sleep! I'll turn on the AC. *click*. I'll turn it to powerful.*click*.
Main breaker turned off. Nyan: uh... I think I turned off the breaker. Wan: Yea.

Game start: You have a couch. LIFT THE PILLOW!!! You get a button. Then turn the pillow around. A pic! Turn left.

Door: Something's stuck! Let's open the door! *rattle*. Darn! *rattle*.???????? What is that? Oh. It's a button. Turn left.

TV: Hmm... a koala, a mouse, a panda, and a mouse. Nothing yet.

Drawer: Hmm... Let's see the upper book. Red green blue yellow. Huh. No key for the Nyan's skill book. The final book has...

1. eucalypt
2. banana
3. banana
4. bamboo
5. cheese

Wait... I know koalas eat eucalypt. Maybe it's...

1. koalas
2. monkey
3. monkey
4. panda
5. mouse

Turn right.

TV: *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *open*. A button! Hmm? The thing is still here? *turn*. OPEN? Maybe...Oil Pig Egg N??? Hmm... Turn to the sofa.

Sofa: The pic has a...pic. Hmm... They all have a station:

1. Gotanda-Osaki-Shinagawa
2. Shimbashi-Yurakucho-Tokyo
3. Tokyo-Kanda-Akihabara

If you use the first letters it is:

1. GOS
2. SYT
3. TKA

Then the spots make it:

1. G-red spot-S
2. S-yellow spot-T
3. T-green spot-blue spot

So, it is

Red spot:O
Yellow spot:Y
Green spot:K
Blue spot:A

Wait! Red Green Blue Yellow! It's...Okay. No, really, it's OKAY! :) How about we use it on the green box.

Drawer: *type* *type* *type* *type* *click* Wan's skill! Turn to the couch.

Couch: "Wan's jump!" A key! Let's see... Nyan's skill book maybe?

Drawer: Nyan's skill! "Cat punch!" Punch the glass door.

Outside: Grab the button. Nail! Go inside to the door.

Door: 4 Holes! Remember OPEN? Put the buttons in the corresponding order. ? Another skill book? "Wan's jump!+Cat punch!" Use the"Wan's jump!+Cat punch!" on the distributor. Main breaker turned on.

Regular ending: Go to the TV and click the arrow that goes up. Use the remote and turn on the AC.

Happy ending: Go to the TV. Notice he says HCDS. Go to the HAPPY box in the drawer. Put in Hearts Clubs Diamond Spade (HCDS) Take the 2 outfits. Go to the TV, click the arrow that goes up. Use the remote and say yes.

A Cold Escape (escape game by Cogito Ergo Sum)

Note: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SHOULD NURSE A COLD! ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR DOCTOR'S DIRECTIONS.

(this is a walkthrough for A Cold Escape)
http://joker7777.info/game14e.html
(that is the site)

Opening Movie: (DO NOT SKIP!)Wan and Nyan: Oh-No!!!! Master has a cold! Wan(the dog): Let's nurse! Nyan(the cat): Yea!

Game Start: You face a "skill stand" for Wan. If you have played other games including Wan and Nyan you will know his skill. You also face a picture with Wan on it. Click on the picture. Then click on the "?"It says "multiple of 3, not multiple of 7 or 9." After lots of calculating, you will find 6789 is right. Enter it into the "skill stand". "Wan's Jump!" He can jump now. Turn right.

The Tree and the Box: Click on the box. the bottom drawer is empty, the middle locked, but the top holds antipyretic sheets!(no burn). There's also a hint. "A Damp Towel"? Huh? Oh well. Zoom out. click on the tree.(---->)There is a green pencil near the bottom. Grab it. Zoom out. Click the thing next to the tree(---->) Instructions to nurse a fever! cool! Zoom out. Turn right.

The Counter and the Cabinet: Click the counter. Open a cabinet. One's too tight, one has a pillowcase, and one has a feeding cup. Zoom out. Click the big cabinet. The bottom holds a towel. The other one is locked. Wait! "A Damp Towel"! Let's dampen the towel! Zoom out. Click the counter. Click the faucet to turn on the water, click the towel once, then click the running water. Awww... It says SOS.(sigh). Hmmm... Maybe it's 505?

The Box: Yahoo! it opened! We got an...ice pillow? Hmmm.. we have a pillowcase too, right? Combined!  Zoom out. Turn right twice.

The Stand and Post:We have a "skill stand", an odd ring, and a picture with Nyan on it. "Wan's jump!" We pulled the odd ring down, and look! It's Post! Hmmm..."something to send..." oh,well. Let's get Nyan's skill! Click the picture with Nyan on it. It says, Pass="AXBXBXBY"? Hmmmm? Scroll over the "?".Oh! AXBXBXBY refers to the letters on the grid! So it's 1225! Enter it onto the "skill stand"."Cat punch!"You got it! Let's open that too tight to open cabinet with "Cat Punch!" Zoom out. Turn left.

The Counter: "Cat Punch!" A kettle and a postcard! Let's do some boiling!

Boiling the Water: Add water to the kettle. Put it on the stove and turn on the stove and wait until you hear a whistle, then take it off. Then zoom out. Finally, pour the plain boiled water into the feeding cup.

Post: Turn right. Flip over the postcard and use the green pencil to write on it. Put it in Post and he will jump away. The odd ring comes back!"Wan's Jump!"Post has cold medicine! Hmm...feel's heavier then usual....Hey!!!! A key on the back! Maybe it's the key to the cabinet!

The Cabinet: Click! Jelly drink??? What? Oh well. Let's see Master!

The Master: Go into the bedroom where Wan's skill stand is. Aw.. Master! We will try to help you using the paper! Feeding cup on table, ice pillow under head, antipyretic sheet on forehead, damp towel over edge of bed, eat the jelly drink, and eat the cough medicine.

Regular ending: Take master's temp. Yay! You win!

Happy end: When it says, "Take temp?" say No. Go back to the kitchen and turn to the tree. you will find a green ring over it."Wan's Jump!" You decorated the tree! GO to the bedroom again and take his temp.Christmas Party!!!!!!! The end.